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  4. From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
  5. Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
  6. Message-ID: <RSHOLMES.93Jan5135427@rodan.syr.EDU>
  7. In-reply-to: mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU's message of 5 Jan 93 03:31:37 GMT
  8. Organization: Syracuse University
  9. References: <sehari.726197351@du139-206.cc.iastate.edu>
  10.     <1993Jan5.033137.15020@tc.cornell.edu>
  11. Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 14:10:07 EST
  12. Lines: 33
  13.  
  14. In article <1993Jan5.033137.15020@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
  15.  
  16. >In article <sehari.726197351@du139-206.cc.iastate.edu> sehari@iastate.edu (Babak Sehari) writes:
  17. >>---
  18. >>What type of new innovation, software or products do you want to be
  19. >>introduced to the market place.  No answer is stupid.  The things
  20. >>that might be unachievable to you, might be very easy to produce
  21. >>by others.  You could become part of history by initiating the process of
  22. >>innovation.
  23. >
  24. >I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to see a Gerbil Toaster that
  25. >WORKS.
  26.  
  27. Rocks that fall up.
  28. Dweeb repellant.
  29. Pigeon sharpeners.
  30. A new shade of blue.
  31. An alphabet you can write upside down.
  32. Crude oil that eats bacteria.
  33. Edible quarks.
  34. Digital milk bottles.
  35. Sneezeproof pinball machines.
  36. Car keys that follow you around.
  37. Glass condoms.
  38. Kibo 2.0.
  39. Banana flavored computer keyboards.
  40. Freeze-dried sarcasm.
  41.  
  42. --
  43. - Rich Holmes
  44. "Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of
  45. accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave
  46. like this." -- Douglas Adams
  47.