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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!cs.utexas.edu!wupost!spool.mu.edu!news.cs.indiana.edu!noose.ecn.purdue.edu!dirac!bohr.physics.purdue.edu!sho
  2. From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: isaac
  5. Message-ID: <9023@dirac.physics.purdue.edu>
  6. Date: 5 Jan 93 01:42:43 GMT
  7. Sender: news@dirac.physics.purdue.edu
  8. Organization: Purdue University Physics Department
  9. Lines: 14
  10.  
  11. "Money talks," the captain yelled, "and bullshit walks."  An
  12. original witticism, I'm sure.  I handed him a fifty, after
  13. which he grabbed the wallet from my hands, taking all but a
  14. twenty.  "All right," he said, handing back my wallet (but
  15. only after snatching it back, leaving me groping for air
  16. after my first attemt at recovery), "get on the fucking
  17. boat, but KEEP THE FUCK QUIET!"
  18.  
  19. "Captain STUBING!" I yelled back.  "Give me back my FUCKING
  20. MONEY!  You and your Love Boat can got to HELL!"
  21.  
  22. -Sho
  23. --
  24. sho@physics.purdue.edu
  25.