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- From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Subject: Re: PROOF
- Summary: who needs probability, anyway?
- Message-ID: <689@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca>
- Date: 4 Jan 1993 09:02:20 GMT
- References: <1i7tsuINNt6c@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu>
- Sender: news@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca
- Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada
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- In article <1i7tsuINNt6c@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
- >Some of you don't believe in God. Others don't believe that
- >aliens from space exist. And, strangely enough, there are
- >even those who don't believe in either.
- >
- >Those are the people I want to reach out to. For you are,
- >_without a doubt_, wrong.
- >
- >I have a mathematical proof which states that either God
- >must be in existence, or space aliens, or both.
-
- [proof omitted]
-
- Personally, I find that reasoning unnecessary. I watched a
- National Geographic show on critters that live in mangrove
- jungles in Borneo. Some of them and their behaviours are
- so bizarre and specialized that it seems highly unlikely that
- they could have appeared by chance and evolution. Obviously
- they must have been created either by aliens or a god with
- a very warped imagination. It doesn't really matter which,
- since any alien capable of creating an animal might as well
- be a god.
-
-
-
- I was delighted to learn that there is an animal called a
- mouse deer. This is a deer which stands about a foot high.
-
- In North America there is a white-footed mouse which is also
- known as the deer mouse.
-
-
-
- There was also a monkey with a nose exactly like Fat
- Freddy's Cat.
-
- --
- Dave Angus "Kundalini wants his hand back"
-