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- Path: sparky!uunet!looking!funny-request
- Message-ID: <S4c8.731c@looking.on.ca>
- Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 3:20:02 EST
- Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
- From: cortesi@helium.informix.com (David Cortesi)
- Subject: Leisure Lawsuit Larry
- Keywords: topical, original, sexual, smirk
- Approved: funny@clarinet.com
- Lines: 25
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- Larry Michels, CEO of the Santa Cruz Operation, has resigned
- amid charges of routine sexual harrassment of female employees
- (San Jose Mercury News, 12/22/92), causing us to take a new look
- at some of the standard commands distributed with SCO UNIX:
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- look
- tty
- touch
- tail
- grep
- awk
- sh
- date
- sed -no
- unzip
- nice
- biff
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- Selected by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com
- Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
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- Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line.
- Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please.
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