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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!looking!funny-request
  2. Message-ID: <S4c7.3eda@looking.on.ca>
  3. Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 4:30:02 EST
  4. Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
  5. From: tim@iss.nus.sg (tim poston)
  6. Subject: karmic catering
  7. Keywords: original, chuckle
  8. Approved: funny@clarinet.com
  9. Lines: 44
  10.  
  11. ________________________________________________________________________________
  12. Flash!!!!   Flash!!!!   Flash!!!!   Flash!!!!   Flash!!!!   Flash!!!!   Flash!!!
  13. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  14.  
  15.                       Opening soon on this site
  16.  
  17.                      NAL'S FULL-KARMA RESTAURANT
  18.  
  19.                            we cook meat
  20.                            but you have
  21.                             to kill it
  22.                              yourself
  23.  
  24.  
  25.            Specialities:
  26.                Fresh-throttled hamster
  27.                Tender live octopus (best with Korean red-pepper sauce)
  28.                Raw Oysters
  29.                Live monkey brain, scooped from the skull
  30.                Tap a cow for blood, Maasai style
  31.                Drop your live lobster in boiling water
  32.  
  33.  
  34.            Steak lovers!  Ask about our slaughtering pool.
  35.  
  36.  
  37.  
  38.        Never abandon a pet when you go on holiday!
  39.                                                Eat it here before you go.
  40.  
  41.  
  42.             Note: we do not countenance cannibalism
  43.                (with the obvious exception ---
  44.                but who'd want to eat a lawyer?)
  45.  
  46. ________________________________________________________________________________
  47.  Eat here once, you'll return many times: next life, on the menu. That's karma.
  48.  
  49. --
  50. Selected by Maddi Hausmann.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com
  51. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.
  52.  
  53. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line.
  54. Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please.
  55.