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- Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 12:02:15 -0600
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- From: Anne Burton Harwell <harwell@TENET.EDU>
- Subject: Re: inventing a label
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- It was Heathrow. This is such a strange feeling...the typical
- disjointedness always associated with air travel joined with the
- body-clock confusion of seeing two sunrises in 24 hours. Sun goes down
- here about 4:30 pm, they oughta do something about that.
-
- Everything so far has been "same yet different." Same language, sort of,
- but whacked expressions for everything. Where there should be "Exit," we
- see "Way out." Obviously the Berkeleyan 60's never hit here. They have
- public phones, but most of them don't take coins and you have to get this
- little overpriced credit card to use them.
-
- I was just in an antique bookstore, saw a couple of volumes for Mother,
- took them to counter--the bright-eyed, fetchingly long haired angrogene
- manning the cash register replies "95 pounds." Ha and ha again. But I did
- consider, just for the briefest moment, asking if he had a real stand-up
- shower in his house...
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- The European Community thang seems to be embraced only reluctantly.
- Airport had special, more desirable ways of treating international
- travelers, but signage directing EC travelers was sometimes a handlettered
- piece of cardboard taped over an existing sign.
-
- The English do not share our fascination with multiculturalism, and I've
- been amused to note the start I've had upon realizing that there *is no
- Spanish version* of directions on signage.
-
- It's Ney Year's Eve now, way wicked dark, and I had thought there would be
- something akin to Times Square going on, but this place is deader than a
- doornail. lt's cold and unfamiliar, and I'm having a low grade case of
- fan-tods and wondering yet again why I strayed from the blessed
- burnt-brown cattle pastures of Texas.
-
- Too soon to have had my Perfect Moment yet. You can never tell when those
- scamps are going to sneak up on you, but I have high hopes for when I see
- the Turners and Constables at the British Museum.
-
- Judith, you'll take special notice of the fact that, yes, the bowels are
- making themselves <known> again, but in the nicest possible way...have
- already received stern warnings from GT to Flush Early; Flush Often.
-
- Note to myself: quit trying to educate the entire UK regarding the natural
- superiority of American customs.
-
- Aww, forget that, we *are* superior...of course I have an obligation...
-
- More later,
- -abh
-