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- Original-From: Ken Wolman <mhwpa!ktw>
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- Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 09:55:17 EST
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- From: ktw@MHWPA.ATT.COM
- Subject: How I love the winter...
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- What a thrill. If I look out my window from here, home, I can see
- cars sliding sideways down the street. My car has a nice, thick sheet
- of ice covering it, creating a new color for the spectrum: gray plus
- acid ice = puke. My wife took one look outside, said something
- unprintable, and called in sick. My kids have the week off from
- school in the aftermath of tidings of comfort and joy. If I have to
- eat $60 in Nets vs. Hornets basketball tickets tonight because the
- roads are too icy to drive on, I'm gonna kill something: I was really
- looking forward to watching Drazen Petrovic stuff his elbow in Alonzo
- Mourning's face under the hoop....
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