NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #31/NN_1992_31.iso/spool/alt/fan/danquay/7781

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From: [e-mail] (David Smith)
Subject: The Twenty Days of Quaylemas
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Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 18:10:00 +0000
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So, as Christmas entangles itself in the frosty beard of Old Father Time
and the New Year beckons us with the pungent aroma of unchanged baby, let
us polish our corkscrews and prepare to celebrate the blessed descent from
power.

Four years of careful planning were thrown out and substituted by this, an
exultant mish-mash cobbled together so that, from January 1st 1993, we may
commence.....

---- The Twenty Days of Quaylemas ----

On the first day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
A potato with superfluous `e'.

On the second day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the third day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the fourth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the fifth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the sixth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the seventh day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the eighth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the ninth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the tenth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the eleventh day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the twelfth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the thirteenth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Thirteen precise precisions,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the fourteenth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Fourteen Media elites,
Thirteen precise precisions,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the fifteenth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Fifteen beakons of hope,
Fourteen Media elites,
Thirteen precise precisions,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the sixteenth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Sixteen risks of failure,
Fifteen beakons of hope,
Fourteen Media elites,
Thirteen precise precisions,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the seventeenth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Seventeen Red Storm Risings,
Sixteen risks of failure,
Fifteen beakons of hope,
Fourteen Media elites,
Thirteen precise precisions,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the eighteenth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Eighteen happy campers,
Seventeen Red Storm Risings,
Sixteen risks of failure,
Fifteen beakons of hope,
Fourteen Media elites,
Thirteen precise precisions,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the nineteenth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Nineteen rural Americas,
Eighteen happy campers,
Seventeen Red Storm Risings,
Sixteen risks of failure,
Fifteen beakons of hope,
Fourteen Media elites,
Thirteen precise precisions,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

On the twentieth day of Quaylemas my true love sent to me,
Twenty bondage sessions,
Nineteen rural Americas,
Eighteen happy campers,
Seventeen Red Storm Risings,
Sixteen risks of failure,
Fifteen beakons of hope,
Fourteen Media elites,
Thirteen precise precisions,
Twelve islands right here,
Eleven fellow astronauts,
Ten national holocausts,
Nine grain embargoes,
Eight minds a-wasted,
Seven martians a-swimming,
Six dolls a-naked,
Five unclear, inarticulate things,
Four Murphy Browns,
Three Pogo Pogos,
Two DDTs,
And a potato with superfluous `e'.

----

Also!  For a mere $30,000 in used dollar bills, you will receive the full
unabridged version entitled The One Thousand, Four Hundred and Sixty One
Days of Quaylemas.

Send now to avoid disappointment!  Ideal Inauguration Day present!
Come on - do you want to do forward to the future, or past to the back?


David Smith             | Still available for panto.
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