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- From: mjr@TIS.COM (Marcus J. Ranum)
- Newsgroups: alt.drugs
- Subject: Re: Drug dog
- Message-ID: <9301032114.AA28929@TIS.COM>
- Date: 3 Jan 93 21:14:22 GMT
- References: <1993Jan3.130252.46058@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
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- >Our school recently decided that we will have a drug dog. Supposedly,
- >it can smell just about anything, no matter how much you cover it up.
- >I seriously doubt this.
-
- It's probably going for the "deterrent" factor. One easy solution
- is to distribute small slices of sausage to all your classmates every
- morning, for them to tie into their shoelaces. Red pepper in your pants
- cuffs is another alternative, but why be cruel to a poor dog that didn't
- have any choice in its career?
-
- mjr.
-