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  4. Newsgroups: bit.listserv.psycgrad
  5. Date:         Sun, 13 Dec 1992 00:16:00 EST
  6. Sender:       Psychology Graduate Students Discussion Group List
  7.               <PSYCGRAD@UOTTAWA.BITNET>
  8. From:         "Todd.Nelson" <22817MGR@MSU.BITNET>
  9. Subject:      AMA Phobia Update
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  14. ATTENTION: THIS IS THE LATEST UPDATE ON THE AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION'S
  15.            DIAGNOSTIC CRITERIA FOR PHOBIAS
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  18.  
  19. 1. DATACRAPAPHOBIA                          (fear of p's > .05)
  20.  
  21. 2. FRIDAYNIGHTALIBRARYPHOBIA                (fear of turning into a
  22.                                              grad-school geek)
  23.  
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  25. 3. MACDONALDSASACAREERPHOBIA                (fear of pissing off your advisor)
  26.  
  27. 4. LAUGHABLEVITAPHOBIA                      (fear of no publications)
  28.  
  29. 5. ICOULDJUSTDIEAPHOBIA                     (fear of having some statistics
  30.                                              prof. stand up during your paper
  31.                                              presentation at APA and reveal
  32.                                              you as the statistically-inept
  33.                                              dork that you are)
  34.  
  35. 6. IAMSOOLDAPHOBIA                          (fear of undergrads)
  36.  
  37. 7. HEARTSTOPAPHOBIA                         (fear of your dissertation
  38.                                              committe saying "we've decided to
  39.                                              pass you on your final oral
  40.                                              defense-----NOT! HAHAHAHA!!!")
  41.  
  42. 8. DINNERNOWMORETHAN50CENTSAPHOBIA          (fear that it will be reported
  43.                                              that a continuous diet of Ramen
  44.                                              a continuous diet of ramen
  45.                                              noodles and macaroni and cheese
  46.                                              is BAD for you)
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  52.  Best to all, and Happy Holidays!!
  53.  
  54. Todd D. Nelson
  55. Department of Psychology
  56. Michigan State University
  57. East Lansing, MI 48824
  58. E-Mail: 22817MGR@MSU.Bitnet
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