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- From: sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu (SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON)
- Subject: Gooley+INSOC+Penii+Erotica=???
- Message-ID: <1992Nov18.014144.7623@ncsu.edu>
- Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.misc,alt.non.sequitur
- Summary: the joy of Emacs dissociated-press
- Keywords: a, an, the, none, all, some, more
- Sender: news@ncsu.edu (USENET News System)
- Organization: NCSU Project Eos -- Jesus Built My DECstation
- Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:41:44 GMT
- Lines: 64
-
- Well, if you fed some of the worst lines from a rec.arts.erotica
- story ever, Thrill Grill Nil by Mark Gooley (remember that one?),
- the text from the download at the end of the new Information Society
- album, and The Penis Song from Monty Python into Emacs, dissociated
- press, you might get some of these gems:
-
- (And yes, I have WAY too much time on my hands... ;-> )
- ----
- "My fingers tracing her spine down her chest to Topeka, friable,
- crunchy, or simply divine."
-
- "WE CONVENED A cry of surprise, then a sigh, the door was shut
- tightly. I wet my thumb and gently pressed it to the terriers
- that awaited me at my new job were NOW TO MEET AT THE BACK ENTRANCE,
- WITH OUR TECH GUYS."
-
- "My mouth was busy kissing and sucking at the WORLD. HAH!"
-
- "'I admit that I found her both attractive and delicious,
- for she was really only a dog after all and I had had nothing to
- GIVE TO DAVID BOWIE,' HE SAID, WINKING TO THE soft purplish pucker of
- her postern gate."
-
- "My coworkers, very good at orking cows, were all pubescent females
- of matronly charm, who guffawed at my cowardice and kept dressing me
- in gorilla costumes when I kissed my way down her chest to THE PRE-ARRANGED
- BUS PICK-UP POINT."
-
- "I found the petals of the rose of her Havana cigar, lit the other,
- started smoking, and called me a wimp."
-
- "I called UP TO ME IN MY ROOM AND GAVE THE SIGNAL."
-
- "And now you will be far worse, what with their brown markings and
- 19mm hex-head bolts."
-
- "I complained to my spear."
-
- "PAUL, JIM AND I REALIZED THAT THIS WAS ONE SITUATION WE WERE GOING
- TO the valley between her perfections..."
-
- "'As my tongue traveled from one delight to the Vienna Harmonica Frog
- Orchestra and topped with Cruel Whip, a dessert topping for masochists.'"
-
- "Interrupt Otto Klemperer while he was klempering and you would receive
- a spiked Canadian helmet up your navel, filled with you."
-
- "The sword of my manhood was standing in full salute to eat for
- some minutes."
-
- "Our lips met, and REMOVED THE INSIDE ENGINE SERVICE PANEL."
-
- "'Mmngmum,' I kissed my way down INTO THE CARGO BAY, CUTTING A HOLE
- IN THE FLOOR WITH THE LIFE OF A ROCK STAR!."
- -----
- Next time: "Horton Hears a Who?" borked and threshed with Madonna's
- _Sex_ book and then rot-13ed for your protection...
-
- Scott
- --
- sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu
- - Sophomore, CoE, CSC @ NCSU
- - #include <stdquote.h>
-
-