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- From: mattm@apple.com (Matthew Melmon)
- Newsgroups: soc.motss
- Subject: Not Enough Sucking on Keanu
- Message-ID: <mattm-151192115055@mcmelmon.apple.com>
- Date: 15 Nov 92 19:53:31 GMT
- Sender: news@gallant.apple.com
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- Organization: Apple Computer, Inc.
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- The Wall Street Journal has BETRAYED me! They said Keanu Reeves
- spent 'most of the movie' trapped in a castle having the blood
- sucked out of him by three nymphos.
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- He spent THREE MINUTES trapped in a castle having the blood
- sucked out of him by three nymphos... (though the nymphos first
- appear by rising up out of the sheets between his spread legs...)
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- *X*
- (who remembers now that Keanu isn't a particularly gifted actor;
- or, his voice is naturally 'over-actish.')
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