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  2. From: e_p@unlinfo.unl.edu (edgar pearlstein)
  3. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  4. Subject: Back-pain theology
  5. Date: 24 Nov 1992 04:45:40 GMT
  6. Organization: University of Nebraska--Lincoln    
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  12.       BACK-PAIN THEOLOGY, Edgar Pearlstein, University of Nebraska
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  14.  Theorem: If there is a creator-god, there must be at least several of them.
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  16.  Proof:   The human spine - it had to have been designed by a committee.
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