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- From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
- Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
- Subject: RE: Green Golf Ball Joke (GGBJ)
- Message-ID: <1992Nov23.124009.4186@memstvx1.memst.edu>
- Date: 23 Nov 92 18:40:09 GMT
- Organization: Memphis State University
- Lines: 63
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- john@makesys.com (John Turman) writes:
-
- > I just posted this a couple of months back but with all of you
- > beseeching someone to repost it I just couldn't ignore you.
- >
- > I don't know why you want to read it it's not that good IMO.
- >
- > Oh well here goes:
- >
- > Two golfers were playing an early morning round at the nearby
- > country club. As they were approaching the thirteenth tee, a
- > lovely little par three of 185 yards, a fog started to enshroud
- > them. The first golfers tee shot had barely left his club when
- > the fog completely obscured the green. The second golfer decided
- > "what the hell" and took his shot in the general direction of the
- > green as well.
- >
- > When the twosome arrived on the green they found one ball just 6
- > inches from the lip of the cup. The other ball was not visible.
- > After a minute of looking around the fringe of the green for the
- > other ball one golfer decided to look inside the cup. Lo and
- > behold there was the second ball in the bottom of the cup. The
- > other golfer asked "is that a Titleist 1"? the first golfer said
- > "yes, but I'm also playing a Titleist 1". Which ball was which?
- >
- > Along about this time the club pro happened by so the two asked him
- > if he could settle their dispute. They told him what had
- > happened and asked what the ruling should be. So the pro went up
- > on the green and looked the situation over, scratched his head and
- > said "OK which one of you was playing the green ball"?
- >
- > See, I told you it wasn't worth it.
- >
- > John T.
-
- He has told the truth on both counts - this is the REAL GGBJ and it
- really is a bad joke. Why is so much time and space given to such a
- thing? Read the postings on the Radio Joke and you may understand.
-
- The joke about the vicar and the prostitute purporting to be the
- GGBJ is an adaptation of a gross joke told many years ago.
- WARNING - it is gross! But funny!
-
- OBJ:
- Chester goes into the Long Branch Saloon and tells Miss Kitty, "I'm
- tired of the same old thing; I want something different!" Miss Kitty
- says "You're in luck. I just hired a new girl. Go upstairs to the
- third door on the right - she'll give you something different." So
- he goes in and says, "I'm tired of the same old thing - I want something
- different!" She reaches up and removes her glass eye. Chester says,
- "Well, that certainly looks different!" So he pays his money and she
- winks him off. As he buttons up he says, "That was alright. I may be
- back to see you again." And she replies, "I'll keep an eye out for you."
-
- BTW, since this joke predates Monty Python, it makes me wonder about the
- source of their "Now for Something Different". Hmmm.
-
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