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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!caen!uflorida!novavax!werners
  2. From: werners@novavax.UUCP (William S. Werner)
  3. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  4. Subject: Re: Bill Clinton jokes
  5. Message-ID: <4254@novavax.UUCP>
  6. Date: 23 Nov 92 13:34:00 GMT
  7. References: <1992Nov13.213329.9010@kong.gsfc.nasa.gov> <rhalse20.721795665@ursa> <1992Nov16.172546.19818@nb.rockwell.com>
  8. Reply-To: werners@novavax.UUCP (William S. Werner)
  9. Organization: Nova University, Fort Lauderdale, Florida
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  13. Here's your chance to help the Prez-elect pick a winner of a cabinet.
  14. Please add your inputs, These are our suggestions:
  15.  
  16. Secretary of Defense             Magic Johnson
  17. Secretary of State             The Marine at the Blue Jays/Braves game
  18. Secretary of Trans.             Timothy Leary
  19. Secretary of HUD             Buckminster Fuller
  20. Secretary of Treas.  (tie)         Donald Trump / House of Representatives
  21. Secretary of Commerce             Madonna
  22. Secretary of Agricult.             Manuel Noriega
  23. Secretary of Labor             Jesse Jackson
  24. Secretary of Health & "Human Svcs"   Gennifer Flowers
  25. Surgeon Gen                         Dr. Jack Kevorkian
  26. Attorney Gen.                     Hillary
  27. Drug Czar                     Marion Barry
  28. Press Sec.                     Hunter S. Thompson
  29. Ambass. to Vatican                 Sinead O'Connor
  30. Ambass to Japan                     Lee Iacocca
  31. -- 
  32. William S. Werner
  33. werners@novavax.nova.edu
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