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- From: mrice@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Matt Rice)
- Newsgroups: rec.humor
- Subject: Re: Harvard
- Message-ID: <98780@netnews.upenn.edu>
- Date: 23 Nov 92 04:30:59 GMT
- References: <1992Nov22.215357.7141@news.columbia.edu>
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- In article <1992Nov22.215357.7141@news.columbia.edu> hc56@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Hannah Cox) writes:
- >
- >>kim3@husc10.harvard.edu writes
- >>>jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu (James J. Szinger) writes:
- >>>You misspelled 'hahvahd'. It's lower case and has no R's.
- >>>--
- >>>James Szinger jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu
- >>Harvard football whipped Yale's butt on Saturday 14-0 thus confirming that
- >>YALE SUCKS!!
- > I always thought that it was "PRINCETON SUCKS....BUT HARVARD SWALLOWS"
- >-bitch
-
- Of course, Cornell sucks AND swallows.
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- What's the deal with those high school band uniforms, anyway?
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- And those bears they have running around on the field look an awful lot
- like wasels to me.
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- And when are you they going to get a real name for their team?
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- BIG RED WHAT?!?
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- TOP 10 REASONS CORNELL SHOULDN'T BE IN THE IVY LEAGUE
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- 10. It's the only Ivy you can't get to by taking I-95.
- 9. Their band takes itself seriously.
- 8. The state-school part of their tuition is much too low.
- 7. They have an entire building dedicated to the study of poultry viruses.
- 6. You have to walk uphill both ways. In the snow.
- 5. School of Hotel Administration. 'Nuff said.
- 4. That really happening Ithaca nightlife.
- 3. Their founder's first name was Ezra.
- 2. Their school song is named after a lake.
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- And the number one reason Cornell shouln't be in the Ivy League...
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- 1. Jumping into the gorge counts as an athletic credit.
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- Matt "Penn beat all of you this year, anyway" Rice
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- mrice@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
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