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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!nntp-server.caltech.edu!nathan
  2. From: itchy.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
  3. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  4. Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
  5. Date: 21 Nov 1992 03:58:45 GMT
  6. Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
  7. Lines: 36
  8. Message-ID: <1ekc5lINN7c@gap.caltech.edu>
  9. References: <1992Nov19.195342.20561@yang.earlham.edu>
  10. NNTP-Posting-Host: itchy.caltech.edu
  11. Originator: nathan@itchy
  12.  
  13. In article <1992Nov19.195342.20561@yang.earlham.edu>  
  14. gretchke@yang.earlham.edu (Glory Card!) writes:
  15. > And finally, my favorite one, from my home state of Arkansas...
  16. >     It's against the law to vote within 50 feet of a polling place.
  17. >                                                  Gretchen
  18. > 
  19.    I'm sorry, I must have forgotten. Arkansas was in the news recently
  20. for a similar stupid story, but I can't remember it. Can someone help
  21. me out? (Devious laughter)
  22. Nathan
  23.  
  24.  
  25. *********************************************************************
  26. *I ALSO HAVE:       (ASCII/RTF Format)                              *
  27. *Political Incorrectness:                                           *
  28. *      Bill Clinton Jokes   Lawyer Jokes     Blonde Jokes           *
  29. *Monty Python Plagarisms: (Scripts to)                              *
  30. *      Monty Python & The Holy Grail         Meaning of Life        * 
  31. *      Life of Brian (Incomplete, as far as I know)                 *   
  32. *Computer Humor:                                                    *
  33. *      Bastard Operator From Hell-- Computer series                 *
  34. *      More Computer Jokes-- 90K!!!          Hacker Test 1.1        *
  35. *Other Stuff:                                                       *
  36. *      Lightbulb Jokes      Car Acronyms     Star Trek Parodies     *
  37. *      Murphy's Law stuff   Answering Machine Messages              *
  38. *      Deep Thoughts        Job Descriptions                        *
  39. *********************************************************************
  40. *  A .sig designed to keep me busy for quite a while                *
  41. *********************************************************************
  42. * Nathan Mates                nathan@cco.caltech.edu                *
  43. *********************************************************************
  44. -- 
  45.  
  46. *********************************************************************
  47. *I ALSO HAVE:       (ASCII/RTF Format)                              *
  48. *Political Incorrectness:                                           *
  49.