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  2. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  3. Subject: Re: Comparative Religion
  4. Message-ID: <1992Nov19.132414.2801@brandonu.ca>
  5. From: marshall@brandonu.ca (Edward S. Marshall)
  6. Date: 19 Nov 92 13:24:14 CST
  7. References: <1dub2vINN418@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu>
  8. Organization: Brandon University, Brandon, Manitoba, Canada
  9. Lines: 49
  10.  
  11. In article <1dub2vINN418@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu>, bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY) writes:
  12. > 
  13. >       COMPARATIVE RELIGION (As seen on a door at U.C. Davis)
  14. > 
  15. > 
  16. > Taoism            Shit happens.
  17. > Confucianism            Confucius says "Shit Happens."
  18. > Calvinism                Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
  19. > Buddhism            If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
  20. > 7th Day Advnetism        No shit on Saturdays.
  21. > Zen                  What is the sound of shit happening?
  22. > Hedonism            There's nothing like a good shit happening.
  23. > Hinduism            This shit happened before.
  24. > Mormonism            This shit is going to happen.
  25. > Islam                       If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  26. > Moonies            Only happy shit really happens.
  27. > Stoicism            This shit is good for me.
  28. > Protestantism            Let this shit happen to someone else.
  29. > Catholicism             Shit happens because you are BAD.
  30. > Hare Krishna            Shit happens rama rama.
  31. > Judaism            Why does this shit always happen to US?
  32. > Zoroastrianism        Shit happens half the time.
  33. > Christian Science        Shit in in your mind.
  34. > Atheism            Sheeit!
  35. > Existentialism        What is shit, anyway?
  36. > Rastafarianism        Let's smoke this shit.
  37. >  
  38. >   ??? Anybody know any others???
  39. > 
  40. > 
  41. >         ////////      "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
  42. >        (       )        from mediocre minds."   
  43. >         \ @ @ /                          A. Einstein
  44. > -------w---U---w----
  45. > Bob McNulty, CA. STATE UNIV., CHICO
  46. > BMCNULTY@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
  47.  
  48. How about:
  49.  
  50. Atheism                Shit doesn't exist, and never happens.
  51.  
  52. :)
  53.  
  54. Edward S. Marshall                                         marshall@brandonu.ca
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  56.                                     STRESS:
  57.       The irresistable urge to deal with your problems by strangling the
  58.            living shit out of someone who deseperately deserves it.
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