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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!europa.asd.contel.com!darwin.sura.net!news.duc.auburn.edu!ducvax.auburn.edu!rforrest
  3. From: rforrest@ducvax.auburn.edu
  4. Subject: lightbulb joke
  5. Message-ID: <1992Nov20.014529.1@ducvax.auburn.edu>
  6. Lines: 5
  7. Sender: usenet@news.duc.auburn.edu (News Account)
  8. Nntp-Posting-Host: ducvax
  9. Organization: Auburn University, AL
  10. Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 06:45:29 GMT
  11. Lines: 5
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  13. Q.   How many Mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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  15. A.   It only takes two, but what I want to know is how they got in
  16.      the light bulb?
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