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- From: lacaa@sersun1 (Lacatena A)
- Newsgroups: rec.humor
- Subject: Long Joke Request.
- Message-ID: <6508@sersun1.essex.ac.uk>
- Date: 19 Nov 92 12:14:58 GMT
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- Does anybody out there know about those really long jokes which go on
- for ages and ages and then throw a punchline so weak and hopeless that they
- leave you wanting to wring the teller's neck to the width of a human hair?
-
- If so could they possibly post them? Thanks.
-
- Joke:
-
- Q: Are you the front end of a donkey?
- A: No.
-
- Q: Are you the hind end of a donkey?
- A: No.
-
- Well then, you must be no end of an ass!!!
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- Tony Lacatena. |
- Dept. of Comp. Sci.| "No chance, you metal bastard."
- Essex University. |
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