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Newsgroups: rec.humor Path: sparky!uunet!sun-barr!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!bradley.bradley.edu!buhub!death From: death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater) Subject: LOTS OF ASCII ART HERE!!!! Message-ID: <1992Nov19.052026.2818@bradley.bradley.edu> Sender: news@bradley.bradley.edu Organization: Bradley University Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 05:20:26 GMT Lines: 1503 I decided to clean out my files a bit... and so i am getting rid of these... grab them now.. cause as soon as this is posted, i am deleting all these files. some are stolen from sigs, some i got off of this group... have fun ****** ****** ******* ============================= ******* ******* ******* ============ ** ** ** ** * ** ( | ** ** ** ** ** ____/ ******* ******* ** ****** ****** ** _ _ / \ / \ | | \_/ | | _ | | / \ | | | | LOVE | |_____|_|_____ |_______________> _ | | / \_____| |_____ SEX | _____| |_____> | | | | _ | |____|_|___/ \ | ___________ | INTELLIGENCE \_/ | | | | _______\_/___| | <_______________/ -The Shamen ____________ __________ / /\ / /| /___________/ \ /__________/ | | \ \ / | | | \ \ / | | | \ \ / | | | \ \/ | | * * | \/ ** | | * * | * * * * | |* * | * * * * | * * | * ** * * * * * | |\ * * /|* * * * * | | \ / | * * * * | | \ / | * * ***| | | | \/ | * | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |___________| / |___________|/ ______ / | | | _________ / | > | / | |_______________ | \_ | \ | `__| . + . . . . . . . . . * . * . . . . . . + . 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V . * . . . . + . + . . . + . . + .+. . . . . + . . . . . . . . . . . . . ! / * . . . + . . - O - . . . + . . * . . / | . + . . . .. + . . . . . * . * . +.. . * . . . . . . . . + . . + _____ __ ~~~~~\ / / /~~~~~ ~~~~~\ / /___ /~~~~~ ~~~~~\ / / /~~~~~ \/ / / / / / / ________.-----.__________.----.____ ____.----' `.____________ ____ _____ O \ /\ / |__ __ _/__ __ \ / \ / | | | | |__| \/ \/ _|__|_ _|_ |__.|__/ O __ __ |\ /| ___ __ __ __ _/__ __ __ __ | \ / | | | | | |--. | _| | |--. | \ / | |___| |__|_ _|__|_ |__. |_|_ _|_ _|__|_ _|_ \/ _|_ _______________________________________ ________| _ _ _ _ __ _ |_______ \ | / ' / \ / \ | |_ |> | / \ | \_. \_/ \_/ |_ |_ |\ | / / |_______________________________________| \ /__________) (_________\ ___ /|||\ ___....-----'---`-----....___ ========================================= ___`---..._______...---'___ (_*_) _|_|_|_ (_*_) \\____.-'_.---._`-.____// `~~~~`.__`---'__.'~~~~` ------ ____ _____ ____ / \ ___/_____\___ / \ \____/ ____/______________\____ \____/ \\ /::::::NCC-1701-A::::::::\ // ================================================= \==============================================/ \\ \____________________/ // \\ \________________/ // \\ \____/ // \\ _|__|_ // \\/ \// | ()() | (| ()()() |) | ()() | \________/ * TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.... * . . . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . /===\ . Where no man has gone before . . /===\ | # | . . . . . * . | # | . | # | . . * . . . . | # | \___/ . . . _____/O\_____ . . .\___/ . \\ . ___/=============================\___ // . /====================================================\ {______________________________________________________}. .\______________________________________________________/ . . \\ \____________________/ // . . . . \\ . \ ___ / . // * . .. . \\ . . \O/ . // . * . . \\ . . | | . // . : * . . . . \\ | | // . * . . \\ | _ | // . * . . . . \\/ \// . . . . . . | (O) | . . . . . . \ / . . . . . . \ _ / * * . . ______-==-______ ____-------=----------------=-------____ ___________________ _- --------________________-------- (______________(_||_) _______ / ***************************** /_____/_____ _-' * PICARD & RIKER IN '92: * \__________- * MAKE IT SO! * ***************************** ____-------^^^^^---________ _-==~~~~~ ~~~~~==== ________________________________' """""--------___________--------""""" (========================( || ) / """/"""""""/""""""""""""""""/""" = / /____----======~~~ =' (__ =' """""""""\______________________ -' "Space. 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