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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!gumby!yale!spock!kurgan
  3. From: kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman)
  4. Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
  5. Message-ID: <1992Nov18.234135.2705@spock.UUCP>
  6. Sender: usenet@spock.UUCP (Usenet posting daemon)
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: george
  8. Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
  9. References: <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> <1992Nov16.221817.27574@en.ecn.purdue.edu> <1992Nov18.231301.2241@spock.UUCP>
  10. Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:41:35 GMT
  11. Lines: 51
  12.  
  13. In article <1992Nov18.231301.2241@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
  14. >In article <1992Nov16.221817.27574@en.ecn.purdue.edu> blair@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Marc E Blair) writes:
  15. >>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
  16. >>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
  17. >>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
  18. >>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
  19. >>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
  20. >>>>>>>they'd be....
  21. >>>>>>
  22. >>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
  23. >>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
  24. >>>>>>they'd be...
  25. >>>>>>
  26. >>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
  27. >>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
  28. >>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
  29. >>>>>they'd be...
  30. >>>> 
  31. >>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
  32. >>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
  33. >>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
  34. >>>> they'd be...
  35. >>>> 
  36. >>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
  37. >>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
  38. >>> there'd be...
  39. >>    999,999,995
  40. >>    -----------
  41. >>    \             / (999,999,995-I)  Green Bottles hanging on the wall.\
  42. >>     \            | (999,999,995-I) Green bottles hanging on the wall  |
  43. >>     /            | And if one green bottle should accidentally fall   |
  44. >>    /             \ there'd be                                         /
  45. >>    -----------
  46. >>        I=1
  47. >>
  48. >>Marc
  49. >>
  50. >Damn! Now we have to start over...
  51.  
  52. Budwiser comes by with free refills, so now there are...
  53.  
  54. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Brown bottles hanging on the wall
  55. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Brown bottles on the wall
  56. If on of those Brown Bottles should happen to fall
  57. There'd be ........
  58.  
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