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- From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
- Newsgroups: rec.humor
- Subject: West Virginia Jokes
- Message-ID: <1992Nov18.152331.69513@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>
- Date: 18 Nov 92 15:23:31 GMT
- Organization: Lehigh University
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- What do you call an only child in West Virginia?
- Virgin
- Did you hear the west virginians have a new use for sheep?
- Wool
- How can a west virginian tell when her daughter is having her period?
- By the taste of her son's penis
- What do west virginians do on Halloween?
- Pumpkin
- Why didn't the West virginian want his son to marry a virgin?
- Well if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sho ain't good
- enough for ours
- There are more but I can't remember them right now. IF YOU HAVE THEM POST
- THEM.
-
- I REALLY DON"T CARE IF THERE IS A "GGBJ" BUT THINK OF IT FROM A GOLFERS POINT
- OF VIEW. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A GREEN GOLF BALL IN THE GREEN
- GRASS.
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- MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
- 758-0207
- MLSA
-
- "I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
- wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
- another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
-