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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!charon.amdahl.com!pacbell.com!ames!agate!spool.mu.edu!darwin.sura.net!news.udel.edu!ravel.udel.edu!rschwabe
  3. From: rschwabe@ravel.udel.edu (Robert Josep Schwabe)
  4. Subject: Re: SICK Tampon JOKE!
  5. Message-ID: <BxwHvs.K4B@news.udel.edu>
  6. Sender: usenet@news.udel.edu
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: ravel.udel.edu
  8. Organization: University of Delaware
  9. References: <1992Nov18.020204.69789@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>
  10. Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 07:23:51 GMT
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  13. In article <1992Nov18.020204.69789@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> f004@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu writes:
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  15. >Here is a sickie for all you netters:
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  17. >WHY DO TAMPONS HAVE STRINGS ATTACHED TO THEM????
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  19. >
  20. >So that you can floss afterwards........... :^}
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  22. Haven't you heard the updated version
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  24. Question: Why do tampons have strings attached to them?
  25.  
  26. Answer: So crabs can bungee jump
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  28. BUD DUM TSSSS
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  30.  
  31. Robert J. Schwabe
  32. "And remember, Doc, Keep Smiling"
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