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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!utcsri!newsflash.concordia.ca!mizar.cc.umanitoba.ca!umwawry1
  3. From: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk)
  4. Subject: chicken
  5. Message-ID: <Bxtz0K.IBn@ccu.umanitoba.ca>
  6. Sender: news@ccu.umanitoba.ca
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: pollux.cc.umanitoba.ca
  8. Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
  9. Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:41:07 GMT
  10. Lines: 16
  11.  
  12. I heard this one on America's Funniest People (Yes we get it up here
  13. in Canada too).
  14.  
  15. Q:  What goes peck, peck, BOOM.
  16.  
  17. A:  A chicken in a mine field.
  18.  
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  20.        /\ \\\\        **** \   Brian F. Wawryk                    \
  21.       ///\   \\\\    ****   \   University of Mantioba             \
  22.      /////\     \\\\****     \   Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada         \
  23.     ///////\       \\\\       \   e-mail: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca  \
  24.    /////////\     ****\\\\     \                                      \
  25.    ----------\   ****    \\\\   \   "Give it all you got...            \
  26.               \ ****        \\\\ \    then borrow from your neighbour." \
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