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  3. From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
  4. Subject: Re: Wanna buy a duck?
  5. Message-ID: <002519m.60.721934468@ace.acadiau.ca>
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  9. Organization: Acadia University
  10. References: <1992Nov11.160838.58151@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>
  11. Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:21:08 GMT
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  13.  
  14. In article <1992Nov11.160838.58151@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE) writes:
  15. >From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
  16. >Subject: Re: Wanna buy a duck?
  17. >Date: 11 Nov 92 16:08:38 GMT
  18. >In article <1992Nov9.234117.9037@edinboro.edu>, m484443r@edinboro.edu writes:
  19. >>In article <1992Nov3.130649.1390@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (
  20. >David O. Laro) writes:
  21. >>> In article <1992Oct31.181227.56059@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
  22. >(SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
  23. >>>>In article <1992Oct29.210831.25603@edsi.plexus.COM>, trimper@edsi.plexus.COM
  24. >(Gr
  25. >>>>eg Trimper) writes:
  26. >>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
  27. >>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
  28. >>>>>>>>>
  29. >>>>>>>>
  30. >>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE
  31. >,
  32. >>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
  33. >>>>>>>
  34. >>>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
  35. >>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
  36. >>>>>I don't give a fuck.
  37. >>>>Not even for a buck
  38. >>> Well how about a duck?
  39. >>A what?
  40. >>A Duck you shmuck!
  41. I say we run over him with a truck.
  42.