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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!spool.mu.edu!uwm.edu!psuvax1!psuvm!cwd1
  2. Organization: Penn State University
  3. Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 21:43:06 EST
  4. From: <CWD1@psuvm.psu.edu>
  5. Message-ID: <92320.214306CWD1@psuvm.psu.edu>
  6. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  7. Subject: why sheep are better than women
  8. Lines: 12
  9.  
  10. Top Ten Reasons Sheep are better Than Women:
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  12. 10. You don't have to be in a fraternity.
  13. 9.  They're always on all fours
  14. 8.  You don't have to buy them dinner
  15. 7.  They can't complain
  16. 6.  Men can run faster
  17. 5.  Guaranteed to make animal noises
  18. 4.  Easy entry
  19. 3.  No foreplay required
  20. 2.  Wham Bam Thank you Lamb
  21. 1.  They're always tight
  22.