This is slightly off the topic but... A friend of mine who lives in Houston says that he witnessed an old man who told some hiking boyscouts to stay off his private property. the kids didnt listen to the old man and proceeded to go onto the land anyways. Naturally the old geezer pulled out his double barrel and pumped one of the little blue boys full of birdshot rendering all bodily functions inoperable. I found this quite amusing especially when i found out the boy scout leader took the old fart to cour
t on charges, and the old geezer got off clean as a whistle, charged the boyscout leader with trespassing who ends up spending time in jail and received a fine.