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- From: yadallee@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Dave Shariff Yadallee)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.drwho
- Subject: Re: Jelly Baby Art
- Message-ID: <RoaLuB4w165w@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca>
- Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 05:46:50 MST
- References: <1992Nov19.214611.14286@leland.Stanford.EDU>
- Organization: Edmonton Remote Systems #3, Edmonton, AB, Canada
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- Attention fellow Whovians. I found this on on s.c.b. NJOY!!
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- prodger@leland.Stanford.EDU (phillip prodger) writes:
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- - How to make Jelly Baby art (A Baker's dozen):
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- - 1. Jelly Babies are art. (No reworking required)
- - ^^^
- - 2. Bite Jelly Babies into constituent parts (head, torso,
- - legs, arms etc.). Re-arrange and stick together as appropriate.
- - Attempt anatomically correct Jelly Baby.
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- - 3. Bite several Jelly Babies into constituent parts. Fun n'
- - thrills mixin' and matchin' colours. "Benetton Jelly Baby" etc.
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- - 4. Bite several Jelly Babies into constituent parts and assemble
- - into one gi-normous Jelly Baby. Desirable effects: monster
- - Jelly Baby, Satan/demon Jelly Baby etc.
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- - 5. Procedures 2,3,4 above may be performed with scalpel etc. for
- - convincing, surreal Jelly Baby effects... e.g. Lime Jelly
- - Baby with Blackcurrent eyes etc.
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- - 6. Procedures 2,3,4 may be performed with blunt instrument for
- - urban realism effect.
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- - 7. Melt Jelly Baby with lighter, matches etc. Control is of the
- - essence here. Attempt twisted Jelly Baby, Jelly Baby in hell etc.
- - "Jelly Baby carbon face" is a perennial crowd-pleaser.
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- - 8. Microwave Jelly Baby for Jelly Baby puddle/river/lake/amorph etc.
- - or microwave lighlty for subtle "warm Jelly Baby" effect.
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- - 9. Dip Jelly Baby in handy liquid. Squash Baby, Cola Baby,
- - Scrumpy Baby, Jelly Baby in Bitter and and Ginger Beer Baby are
- - known favourites. Note textural changes to Jelly Baby exoskeleton.
- - Sentimental favourite: Jelly Baby dipped in tea.
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- - 10. Sink Jelly Baby in handy liquid. Fish bowl effect...e.g.
- - Frogman Jelly Baby etc. Interesting lighting effects as
- - in "yellow Jelly Baby drowning in orange liquid".
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- - 11. Compress Jelly Baby in palm of hand, under foot etc.
- - Note textural transfer/potential mangling effect.
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- - 12. Remove selected surfaces of Jelly Baby parts, fold n'stick.
- - Observe Jelly Baby fellating self, Jelly Baby ring n' Jelly
- - Baby hand-hold chain (as on package).
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- - 13. Jelly Babies are art.
- - ^^^
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- - Pundits suggest Jelly Baby dancing, Jelly Baby performance art, Jelly
- - Baby symphony, Jelly Baby theatre etc.
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- - These procedures, whilst conceptually interesting, regrettably cannot
- - be recommended at this time.
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- - -T'ain' th'urtlin' o'er th'edges what 'urts th'orses 'ooves.
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- Dave Shariff Yadallee (B. Sc. (Econ/Math) (U of Alberta 1990) )
- (yadallee@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca, userLIBE@mts.ucs.ualberta.ca)
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