NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #27/NN_1992_27.iso/spool/misc/jobs/contract/4217

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From: [e-mail] (John A. Weeks III)
Newsgroups: misc.jobs.contract
Subject: Re: laser printing duplicate forms
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Date: 22 Nov 92 01:39:06 GMT
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Organization: Newave Communications, Ltd, Lake Wobegon, MN
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In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] writes:
> [...]  See, I was under contract to kill this person, and I'm not sure the
> best type of gun to use.  [...]  Should I use an uzi or a 9 millimeter
> cannon? Or would a bazooka be best? How about an ak-47 assault rifle?

While it depends on the range you will be firing from, I would recommend
skipping all of these weapons, and go for a rifle.  An Uzi is not very
accurate--the 9mm even less so.  You don't need the rapid firing capability
of the AK-47.  You want to get one very accurate shot in.  You also don't want
to use a bazooka.  The idea is to hit the target, but not give your self away.
The bazooka would make you too easy to spot.

> And what bullets should I use?

You want a bullet that will do the maximum damage once it hits the target.
I would reccomend a hallow point.  Even if your shot is off a bit, you will
mangle their innards badly enough so they probably will not recover.

Good luck!

-john-

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