There was a rooster and he would "get it on" with all of the hens, everyday. Then one day the farmer bought a new, young rooster. All of the hens were in love with him and the old rooster wasn't gettin it anymore. So one day the old rooster challenged the young rooster to a race. He said, "let's race out to the old oak tree, but you have to give me a five second head start. The young rooster thought "No Problem". OK, go! The old rooster took off and then the young rooster. The old rooster looks bac
k and he is getting closer and closer and closer and then the old rooster starts yelling and screaming. The farmer looks out, gets his gun, comes out and <BANG!> he shoots the young rooster. "Damm, that's the third faggot<gay> chicken I bought this week."
