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- From: modowd@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael T. O'Dowd)
- Subject: Re: OBSESSION OR JUST KIDDING?
- Message-ID: <1992Nov19.120507.2883@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
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- Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 12:05:07 GMT
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- In article <68lq5n#@lynx.unm.edu> haro@triton.unm.edu (..KANEDA..) writes:
- >HA HA HA
- >I have a friend of mine convinced that I am a vampire, the poor girl.
- >A she never sees me during the day.
- >Whenever she tries her protective tricks, I tell her that it's because she
- >invited me into her house, and she is powerless.
- >She know I hate garlic.
- >I told her I live in the desert so I don't have to cross running water.
- >"But you are dark complected." she says. I tell her that it is a permanent sun burn.
- >The funny thing is, she keeps telling me to bite her, so I move in and she
- >quickly moves away and gets this funny look in her eyes.
- >The oter funny thing is that she BIT ME, and drew blood like a mother!
- >Now, she hates the sun and all that.
- >A Baptisim of Blood I guess.
- >Talk about a psych job!
- >
- >RICK
- >
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- Oh you selfish bastard! Why couldn't I think of that? I'm never out
- during the day! FUCK!
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