NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #27/NN_1992_27.iso/spool/alt/tv/rennst/4173

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Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Path: sparky!uunet!gumby!wmu-coyote!ochs
From: [e-mail] (Fred Ochs)
Subject: Re: Rubber Nipples
Message-ID: <[e-mail]>
Summary: rubber neeeples
Keywords: They make great heekies.
Organization: Western Michigan Univ. Comp. Sci. Dept.
References: <[e-mail]>
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 14:38:05 GMT
Lines: 51

In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
>     Is it just me, or was last night's showing of Rubber Nipple
> Salesmen only ten or twelve minutes long? Why, they didn't even play the
> intro music for the show. Surley the fascist scum at Fecal-odeon didn't
> CENSOR it. Or maybe the Kids Choice Awards were more important. All this
> stuff is really starting to make me hate kids. They can't even wheez by
> themselves.
>     At any rate, I loved this episode. It almost caused me to whiz in
> my new, snug fitting, Log Underwear. The line where Ren says 'Weel be
> MEELYONAIRES! We will roool the world!' just killed me. By the way, I think
> the part where the walrus says 'call the police' was just thrown in there
> to add to the effect of Mr. Horse's paranoia. I still laugh 18 hours later
> form thinking of this episode. I LOOOOOVED IT!
>         Rubber Nipples for everyone!

I want the world to experience the joy of my nipples (curl your lower lip)

What they did was cut out Ren's Toothache, which was a gross episode, but none-
theless funny. They started after the commercial break with the log commercial.
originally, It showed the beginning, then I think one of their commercials or
something, then Ren's Toothache, then the log, then Rubber Nipple Salesman.
They always seem to cut a show I want to see when it's after a live event that
runs overtime. It doesn't matter what show it is, but if there's a live event
before it, and it runs over, then they join the next show in progress. It was
either this or they didn't want to show Ren's Toothache again.

Here's basically what happens in Ren's Toothache. Ren is going to bed, and
Stimpy is keeping him up by brushing his teeth (and making lots of noise while
doing it, as only Stimpy can) Ren comes in and yells at him, asking him what
he's doing. Stimpy says if you don't brush your teeth, they will all fall out.
He says, Ah that for humans, kids stuff. I never brush my teeth. He then smiles
into the mirror, and it breaks. He goes to bed and wakes up with a throbbing
toothache, and asks Stimpy why it hurts. He tells him the story of the Tooth
Beaver (The recurring beaver thats in a bunch of episodes, and the 2nd issue
of the comic book). This beaver likes to chew on nerve endings, because these
are the tastiest part of your whole body. Well, the next night Ren goes to bed
without brushing his teeth and the all fall out during the night. All he has
left is a bunch of nerve endings. Stimpy tells him to leave them for the Nerve
Ending Fairy and he will give you something. So he pulls them all out (OUCH!!)
and puts them under his pillow. During the night the Nerve Ending Fairy comes
in (The same guy who was old man hunger in Big House Blues) comes in, takes the
endings, reaches in his pocket pulls out fluff and leaves it under Ren's pillow
In the morning, all he finds is the fluff, and at the breakfast table, Stimpy
gives him a present. I wont spoil the whole episode for those who haven't seen
it, so I won't tell you what the present was...

Fred Ochs
Mr Horse:(No Sir, I don't think I have any use for Rubber Nipples!)
Mrs. Pipe:(Honey, you don't even use the rubber nipples you have)
Mr. Pipe:(Maybe I would if they weren't all chewed up)