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- From: johnsonchris@bvc.edu
- Newsgroups: alt.shenanigans
- Subject: WHY I LOVE THIS NEWSGROUP(IN CAPS)
- Message-ID: <1992Nov19.184835.2778@bvc.edu>
- Date: 19 Nov 92 18:48:35 CDT
- Organization: Buena Vista College, Storm Lake, IA
- Lines: 13
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- Why, I am suprised at you folks! How can it be that little old me has
- caused such a furor? Why, I was merely unaware that the little button that
- reads "lock" on the side of my keyboard was such a powerful INSTUMENT OF
- DESTRUCTION! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! SIE! HIEL! SIE!
- HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! SIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HIIIIIIIEEEEEEL!
- OH, FLAME ME SOME MORE! I DO SO ENJOY YOUR ATTENTIONS! i MASTURBATE
- PROFUSELY while READING this NEWSGROUP, don't you KNOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
- I WOULD LIKE TO BE LISTED IN "UPDATE" AS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER TO POKE
- HIS PIMPLY SCROTUM INTO YOUR SACRED RANKS! OOOOOOOHHHHH! I'M NOT WORTHY!
- I'M NOT WORTHY! UH! UH! UH! UUHHHHHH! UH! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH! OHHHH! THE
- BEST! YOU'RE THE BEST! OOOOOOOOH! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
- REPLY TO THAT, FILTHY WORMS!
- ANDY, CORNFIELD, NAZI, KKK, RACIST, TRANSSEXUAL, CROSS BURNING ASSHOLE!
-