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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!think.com!yale.edu!jvnc.net!netnews.upenn.edu!eniac.seas.upenn.edu!ths
  2. From: ths@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Grasshopper)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.shenanigans
  4. Subject: [Answering Machine Message]
  5. Message-ID: <98082@netnews.upenn.edu>
  6. Date: 17 Nov 92 22:10:51 GMT
  7. Sender: news@netnews.upenn.edu
  8. Organization: University of Pennsylvania
  9. Lines: 20
  10. Nntp-Posting-Host: eniac.seas.upenn.edu
  11.  
  12. I don't know if someone has posted this one yet, but here it is:
  13.  
  14. Answering machine message:
  15.  
  16. "Hello?"
  17. "Hellooo?"
  18. "Speak up, I can barely hear you."
  19.  
  20. By this time, the person on the other end of the phone will be screaming.
  21. (I know, because I did)
  22.  
  23.  
  24. -------------------------------Philmeister------------------------------------
  25. I like blood-sucking freaks, just like your mama        l\/\/\/l
  26. Yes, I CAN spinkick YOUR face                    l  \  /l
  27. Would you rather sleep with a smoke detector or             l ($)($)
  28.    a Fire Fighter?                        C     _>
  29. I hate PHYSICS!!!!!!!                        l  \___l
  30. ths@eniac.seas.upenn.edu    Penn, the IVY PENN!!        l    /
  31.                     
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