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- From: wilsonandrew@bvc.edu
- Newsgroups: alt.shenanigans
- Subject: COLD BLOODED SHENANIGAN
- Message-ID: <1992Nov16.224545.2741@bvc.edu>
- Date: 16 Nov 92 22:45:45 CDT
- Organization: Buena Vista College, Storm Lake, IA
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- As I feel that I have perhaps finally proven my point in typing in all
- caps, I suppose that I may now type in lower case letters, for the time
- being at least. Being annoying gets kind of old after a while. As the grand
- bull moose of shenanigans:
- has anyone ever considered shooting the gas tank of Air Force One with a
- tracer slug? Perhaps an armour piercing .50 cal barrett light fifty sniper
- rifle loaded with white phosphorous teflon tracers might do the trick. Now
- that's something I would pay to see. I'll have to wait until Clinton is
- inaugurated, though. Tipper Gore as first lady! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Or
- how about "Danny Quayle, leader of the free world?"(quote courtesy of
- Berkely Breathed, who is recuperating well after having his arm hacked off
- in a horrible boating accident. It was not his drawing arm, thank god. Bloom County
- lovers fear not, they were able to save his arm, and he is expected to make
- a full recovery)
- OH, such fun we freshmen do have late at night dorking about on computers.
- ANDY, CORNFIELD COWBOY
- (WHO, BY THE WAY, SOLEMNLY VOWS TO START WRITING IN ALL CAPS AGAIN IF
- ANYBODY DERIVES ANY SATISFACTION FROM THE BELIEF THAT THEY "FORCED" ME TO
- WRITE IN LOWER CASE!)
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