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  2. From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
  4. Subject: Re: Stage Heroes
  5. Message-ID: <1992Nov24.041250.14403@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>
  6. Date: 24 Nov 92 04:12:50 GMT
  7. References: <Af4MNbS00iV0492nJb@andrew.cmu.edu>
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  9. Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
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  11. Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu
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  13. In article <Af4MNbS00iV0492nJb@andrew.cmu.edu> jt3h+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jeremy Matthew Toeman) writes:
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  19. >|   Jeremy Toeman   | jt3h+@andrew.cmu.edu |
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  21. >| Week Two of the NFL pre-season games, and the New York Jets have already  |
  22. >| been mathematically eliminated from the play-offs.                        |
  23. >|                                    ----                                   |
  24. >| I went to the supermarket, where I saw a sign that said "Pet Supplies."   |
  25. >| So I did. Then I went outside and say a sign that said "Compact Cars."    |
  26. >|                                    ----                                   |
  27. >| I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every        |
  28. >| culture, is the story of popeye.                                          |
  29. >|                                    ----                                   |
  30. >| One day, I took my son to the park.  After we had played for a while, I   |
  31. >| noticed many of the other kids laughing at him.  It made me feel really   |
  32. >| bad that I had given him a wedgie.                                        |
  33. >|                                    ----                                   |
  34. >| Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be       |
  35. >| considered an enemy planet.                                               |
  36. >|                                    ----                                   |
  37. >| Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've      |
  38. >| never known before.  But the ride always end, and you end up feeling      |
  39. >| lonely and bitter.                                                        |
  40. >|                                                                           |
  41. >| Wait.  It's not love I'm describing.  I'm thinking of a monorail.         |
  42. >|                                    ----                                   |
  43. >| Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me.  Like the other day.  The   |
  44. >| car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield, so I wrote "THIS CAR |
  45. >| LOOKS LIKE A FART" in the dirt.  Later, I asked Marta if she thought it   |
  46. >| was a childish thing to do.  She said, "Well, maybe."                     |
  47. >| Man, whose side is she on, anyway?                                        |
  48. >|                                    ----                                   |
  49. >| I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.     |
  50. >|                                    ----                                   |
  51. >| One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.       |
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  53. >                        |  Alpha Epsilon Pi  |  Carnegie-Mellon University  |
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  55.  
  56. This sig looks like a fart with a wedgie from a Jupiterean UFO with the
  57. Black Death.
  58.  
  59. C Squared                 |            I am the boundary
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