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- From: saxe@alanine.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
- Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
- Subject: Re: hull
- Keywords: tigers
- Message-ID: <17802@borg.cs.unc.edu>
- Date: 21 Nov 92 20:56:12 GMT
- References: <graya.722279534@p4.cs.man.ac.uk> <1992Nov21.104605.13684@daimi.aau.dk>
- Sender: news@cs.unc.edu
- Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
- Lines: 319
-
- In article <1992Nov21.104605.13684@daimi.aau.dk> rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:
-
- >That does it; I now declare rec.sport.soccer the official fishing group
- >of alt.fan.warlord.
-
- Wait a minute, slow down. You must not have been to rec.arts.comics.misc
- recently. See what I found:
-
- It has been way too long since I went there. Look at all the joyful delights
- I have found over there:
- _____
- /
-
- From: SATELLITE@eldi.epfl.ch (Uncle Alias)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Elfquest: Hidden Years #4 (Spoilers)
- Message-ID: <5113@disuns2.epfl.ch>
- Date: 16 Nov 92 14:37:12 GMT
-
- "Fire in Harmony!.." Alias
- who hasn't received THY #3 yet (grrr!)
-
-
- SIG v.2.5 //|| ||||||||||||||||| ## Stephane "Alias" GALLAY
- // || () \\ ## c/o satellite@eldi.epfl.ch
- // || \\ ##
- // \\||||||||| || ||\\ \\ ## "Tout est dans rien
- // \\ || || || || \\ \\ ## et rien est dans tout
- // \\ || || || || \\ ## et reciproquement..."
- // \\|| ||||| || ||||||||||||\\ ## (Pierre DAC)
- "Stay not on the precipice with the dress of matter, for there is a place for
- thy image in a realm ever splended." (the Chaldean oracle of Zoroaster)
-
- \_____
-
- You have such a ridiculous signature, and it's version number 2.5? One 72
- point ExtraHideous SlashNTrash BUAF, two---no, three stupid quotes (almost
- missed the one in the signoff, and the attempt to claim the nickname
- "ALIAS"?! Sheesh!!
-
- "Stay not on the precipice with the stupid signature, for there is no place
- for thy buaf in a realm ever splendid." (the short oracle of alt.fan.warlord)
- ^
-
- Can anyone make out what the BUAF says, anyway? All I can manage is ALirS.
-
- Two and a half bah's. Joe Bob says don't check it out.
- _____
- /
-
- From: ejs16@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Eric Jaron Stieglitz)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Jim Lee rips off Frank Miller??
- Message-ID: <1992Nov19.012447.14190@news.columbia.edu>
- Date: 19 Nov 92 01:24:47 GMT
-
-
- /////////
- Place your .sig here...Any ideas?
- Eric Jaron Stieglitz
- "DragonEyes" a.k.a "Torque" a.k.a. ejs16@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu
-
- \_____
-
- Yes, lots. How about:
-
- --
- I want to show my lack of imagination:
- "DragonSmell" a.k.a "Tongue" a.k.a ejs16@columbia.uucp.edu
- _____
- /
-
- From: ckc1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CEDRICK KIT CHAN)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Jim Lee rips off Frank Miller??
- Message-ID: <1992Nov16.164547.104523@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>
- Date: 16 Nov 92 16:45:47 GMT
-
- --
-
- -------------------------------------------
- | You wanted the best; You got the best! | Paul Stanley, 1977
- -------------------------------------------
- Cedrick Chan, a lost demented soul
-
- \_____
-
- I *AM* the best, idjet. Oh, you're a lost demented soul. That explains
- everything.
- _____
- /
-
- From: albert@chain.ssctr.bcm.tmc.edu (Rick Jones)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Opinions about _The Spectre_
- Message-ID: <1e9kmoINNmeh@gazette.bcm.tmc.edu>
- Date: 17 Nov 92 02:16:56 GMT
-
- --
- Rick Jones Systems Support Center
- albert@bcm.tmc.edu Baylor College of Medicine
- Voice: 713-798-7352 standard disclaimers apply
- Don't flame me because I'm beautiful.
-
- \_____
-
- Okay. I'll flame you because your signature is stupid.
- _____
- /
-
- From: lf7z@ellis.uchicago.edu (Glenn of the Flies)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Grimjack!
- Message-ID: <1992Nov18.220244.21124@midway.uchicago.edu>
- Date: 18 Nov 92 22:02:44 GMT
-
- Pax ex machina,
- Glenn, GrimFan extraordinnaire
- ......................................................................
- "Real as anyplace you've been. Get a life! From the dreamer's dream."
- --- Peter Gabriel
- g-carnagey@uchicago.edu, if you must know
- ......................................................................
-
- \_____
-
- "Stupid as anything you've seen. Get a life! From the warlorder's dream"
- --- Me
-
- Now I, as much as anyone I know, including English teachers, feel that there
- is a definite need for periods. But there comes a point that anything, no
- matter how benign, can become harmful when too much is present. Here is a
- clear example. Clearly over twenty five times the RDA of periods, this can
- lead to blindness and early senility. Clearly, this warning is too late for
- this gentleman, but maybe it can help others.
- _____
- /
-
- From: geirj@hsr.no (Geir Friestad)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Collected Omaha # 5
- Message-ID: <1992Nov16.173805.15048@hsr.no>
- Date: 16 Nov 92 17:38:05 GMT
-
- //////// /////// //////// Geir Friestad, Norway
- /// /// /// /// Internet address for
- /// /// /// /// the brave ones :
- //////// /////// //////// geirj@hsr.no
-
- Reality is for people who can't face anime / Death to bootleggers!
-
- \_____
-
- alt.fan.warlord if for people who can't face that their signature sucks /
- Death to barphics!
- _____
- /
-
- From: ast2r@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Andrew Symons Troth)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Why do people HATE Image?
- Message-ID: <1992Nov17.051107.3849@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
- Date: 17 Nov 92 05:11:07 GMT
-
- cheers,
- AST
- :w
- :q
-
- \_____
-
- Not really a signature, but I couldn't pass it up.
-
- ^X^Cy
- _____
- /
-
- From: sewon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (WAYNE WONG)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Convention News ...
- Message-ID: <16NOV199217415612@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov>
- Date: 16 Nov 92 22:41:00 GMT
-
- - Wayne.
- =========================================================================
- W A Y N E . A . W O N G
- =========================================================================
- SEWON@LIMS01.LERC.NASA.GOV
-
- \_____
-
- ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
- W H Y . D O . Y O U . D O . T H I S
- ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
- B1FF@STUPIDSITE.NASA.GOV
-
- Next up, a signature from one of our friends in Canada:
- _____
- /
-
- From: rick@CERCA.UMontreal.CA (Richard Lefebvre)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Tintin Cronology
- Message-ID: <poirier.722064165@proust.CERCA.UMontreal.CA>
- Date: 18 Nov 92 05:22:45 GMT
-
- Rick
- --
- Richard Lefebvre CEntre de Recherche en Calcul Applique (CERCA)
- Email: rick@CERCA.UMontreal.CA 5160 Boul. Decarie, bureau 400
- tel: (514)369-5224, fax:-3880 Montreal H3X 2H9
- **************** This is a usenet friendly signature ****************
-
- \_____
-
- ################ This is a usenet unfriendly warlording ################
-
- I think I'll fax it to him. How convenient that he left his number.
-
- Up next, a signature that asks the question: Eric Sansoni and Ed McMahon:
- separated at birth?
- _____
- /
-
- From: GPS108@psuvm.psu.edu
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Peter David sinks to new depths
- Message-ID: <92321.214527GPS108@psuvm.psu.edu>
- Date: 17 Nov 92 02:45:26 GMT
-
- -----Eric Sansoni
-
- Peter Venkman: You've been running your ass off meeting and greeting every
- schizo in the 5 boroughs who says he had a paranormal
- experience; what have you seen?
- Ray Stantz : Of course you forget, Peter, I was present at an undersea,
- unexplained mass sponge migration.
- Peter Venkman: Aw, Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half.
- >From Ghostbusters
-
- \_____
-
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Very funny. Unfortunately, the only thing funny is your lack of a sense of
- humor. You are hereby sentenced to read every single Family Circus ever
- written, until you finish, or you come to a better sense of what is not
- funny, whichever comes first.
-
- And now a word from someone who's been multiplying too much in C:
- _____
- /
-
- From: we@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Winfield Eng)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies,rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Catwoman: feminist or femme fatale?
- Message-ID: <1992Nov18.145324.27872@news.columbia.edu>
- Date: 18 Nov 92 14:53:24 GMT
-
-
- *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
- * The Grand Inquisitor * "A man with one watch knows what time it is, *
- * we@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu * but a man with two is never sure." *
- *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
-
- \_____
-
- Aside from a barfluous border with definite asterisk abuse, a stupid quote,
- a stupid nickname, and an internet address that we could have gotten from
- the header, not bad. Wait---oops, sorry, there's no signature left.
-
- "A man with one asterisk knows where to multiply, but a man with two is
- NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HOARDING AS MANY AS ME!!!!"
-
- And now a signature from the next winner of the Ig Noble Poetry Prize:
- _____
- /
-
- From: cornwall@bach.udel.edu (Ray J Cornwall)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
- Subject: Re: Ramblings and Rumors
- Message-ID: <Bxx2IJ.LCG@news.udel.edu>
- Date: 18 Nov 92 14:49:30 GMT
-
- Ray
- U of D
- "My name is Ray
- And I am funky
- My name is Ray
- The one and only"
-
- \_____
-
- Hmmm...I haven't seen such wretched poetry since...hmmm...no, I've never seen
- such wretched poetry. And so boring too. Lets give him some new ideas.
- Ray, try something a bit more...original. Like...
-
- A limerick! A haiku!
-
- There once was this eediot named Ray, My name is not Ray
- Who was having a sort-of good day. For I have good sense and taste.
- When, just then, he turned, Most of all, a brain.
- And saw he'd been burned.
- alt.fan.warlord'd seen his signature since May!
-
- Free verse! Fill yours in!!!!
-
- God, what a wretched mess, ________________________________
- White space like there was no ________________________________
- Tomorrow. ________________________________
- Stupid self-quote ________________________________
- Signifying Nothing. ________________________________
-
- And now there's this signature from a *real* weirdo:
- _____
- /
-
- Eddie "Who're you calling weirdo?" Saxe
- --
- saxe@cs.unc.edu Posted from the Chapel Hill Zoo (fence not included).
-