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- From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
- Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
- Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
- Message-ID: <1992Nov20.165452.4747@ncsu.edu>
- Date: 20 Nov 92 16:54:52 GMT
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- In article <1992Nov20.013338.19086@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
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- |> From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
- |> Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
- |> Message-ID: <1992Nov20.013338.19086@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>
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- |> Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 20:33:38 EST
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- |> Samuel Fischer (fischers@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE) wrote:
- |> : nieboer@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Doctor Gonzo) writes:
- |> :
- |> : > This may be old news, but I need a translation of the deadliest
- |> : >joke etc....I have the German version, but, being German-illiterate, I
- |> : >can't understand a word. So here it is:
- |> :
- |> : > Q: Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer?
- |> : > A: Ya! (sp?) Beigerhund das oder Flipperwaldt gersput!!
- |> :
- |> : >Thanks
- |> :
- |> : Being no german illiterate ... here is the very accurate translation :
- |> :
- |> : Q: whan is the nawnstuw tak and smithidip?
- |> : A: jes! (sp?) bruwnidog the or Flipperforestd sparken!!
- |> :
- |> : I hope I was able to help;)
- |> :
- |> OK Sammy. Can you translate this into German?
- |> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
- |>
- |> David B.
- |>
- or how about:
- How many boxes would a boxer box if a boxer could box boxes.
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- chestnutt working at UPS does wonders for the soul
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