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- From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
- Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
- Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
- Message-ID: <1992Nov19.115743.850@blurt.oswego.edu>
- Date: 19 Nov 92 11:57:43 GMT
- References: <BxIunE.D3H@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> <1992Nov11.113347.2249@gacvx2.gac.edu> <1992Nov18.210837.3027@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
- Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY
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- In article <1992Nov18.210837.3027@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
- > la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu makes a most tempting offer:
- >>In article <1992Nov17.080120.29599@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
- >>> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) bids:
- >>>
- >>>>In article <BxIunE.D3H@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> writes:
- >>>>} Yep you heard it right..I'm for sale...
- >>>>}
- >>>>} So post your offers for my body, soul, sex, nifty costume
- >>>>} and whatever else you want to buy from/off/of mine
- >>>>}
- >>>>} Court Jester aka wow, I'm full of ideas.....
- >>>
- >>>>I'll begin the bidding with a case of Spam.
- >>>
- >>> Half a case! And no higher.
- >>>
- >>>>Phil squig I've got a truckload of the stuff, so don't try to overbid me!!!
- >>> Meetch aka No, but I do have a tin opener handy... lunch anyone?
- >
- >>I bid a putrid heron and a penguin on the telly...
- > I certainly hope it 'snot one of the varieties that's prone to spontaneously
- > explode!!!!
- > (I *hate* exploded heron!!!)
-
-
- No, of course not! The heron doesn't explode, but the penguin does. Only on
- command. This is very useful if you've run out of Holy Hand Grenades. I also
- bid a blow to the head (either one) ;)
-