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- From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
- Subject: Re: Jester did WHAT??
- Message-ID: <1992Nov19.051458.15349@ils.nwu.edu>
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- Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 05:14:58 GMT
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- jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
- >blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
- >>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
- >>>blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
- >>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
- >>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
- >>>>>>Gina aka wot's goin on 'ere?
- >>>>>Jester aka I'm coming on you
- >>>>I think that the least he could do is wear a condom... how cheap can
- >>>>you get?
- >>>Real cheap..........she has had 137 of my children already
- >>Hmm... if you can produce 220 more, you can beat the current stud
- >>record (human), held by Frederick Augustus (the Strong), Elector of
- >>Saxony and part-time King of Poland. I say go for it, and the hell
- >>with Gina's stretch marks.
-
- >what stretch marks?? they just plop out....no effort..about one
- >every hour forr the last week......
-
- Are you a frog or something? That would certainly explain a lot,
- although now we'll have to have Gina arrested for bestiality... pity
- that. If you're not human I guess you can't beat Freddie's record,
- which is just too bad... I had five bucks riding on it.
-
- >>>>Dan aka No Sexual Innuendo Unless It's An Emergency
- >>>Jester aka no protection, no infection
- >>Dan aka _I_ Haven't Had Any For Week
- >Jester aka diseases you mean?
-
- I've got PLENTY of diseases - cholera, typhoid, typhus, Q fever, and
- Japanese river fever for starters. If you want plague you'll have to
- wait a bit - it's on back order. Actually I was referring to - you
- know - thingy.
-
- Dan aka One of The Four Bicyclists of the Apocalypse~
-