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From: [e-mail]
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Message-ID: <[e-mail]>
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:38:17 GMT
References: <[e-mail]> <[e-mail]>   <[e-mail]>
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
> In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
>> In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
>>> In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>> In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] writes:
>>>>>In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
>>>>>> In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
>>>>>>> In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
>>>>>>>> In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>>>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.    Thanks.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>>>>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>>>>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>>>>>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>>>>>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>>>>>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>>>>>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>>>>>> reach all by my self.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm surprised you don't have to pay people to be around *you*.  If he was to
>>>>>pay you, it would probably be to shine his shoes with your tongue because
>>>>>that's probably *all* it's skilled at.  Besides, you're too late-he's already
>>>>>my (voluntary) sex slave.  It's not everyone who can keep HUMANS satisfied.
>>>>>
>>>>>Meredith aka not prejudiced against rodents but skilled at pleasing *all*
>>>>>life-forms.
>>>>
>>>> right, meredith, now up until now this has been a very peaceful
>>>> and friendly sleaze contest.  gina and i have been sort of working
>>>> together as fellow sleaze-queens...making all the men of alt.fan.m-p
>>>> *very* happy.
>>>> then, you come in, steal my custard, muscle into my territory (dammit,
>>>> i'm the one who handles the whips!) and insult our wonderful vp whom
>>>> i adore even though i haven't formally met her.  i trust her abilities
>>>> as a sleazy woman and respect her.
>>>> this has got to stop.  as i said before i am a peaceful soul, but still
>>>> i can be angry if properly provoked...
>>>> and i'm sure gina will start getting nasty *long* before i will..
>>>> let's not turn this into a crisco flame-fest.  grease fires are no fun.
>>>>
>>>> leather aka playing with the cat o' nine-tails
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> OK, leather, I'll have you know that I corresponded with Gina and told her that
>>> I was incredibly bored with this silly topic and emphasized that my comments
>>> were nothing personal, but only in good fun.  We also discussed finding an
>>> actual Python train of thought to head the newsgroup in a proper direction
>>> (Imagine that! Monty Python on alt.fan.monty-python!!!!)  And Gina agreed that
>>> this topic is getting old.  So, maybe you should move to alt.sex if you refuse
>>> to pay homage to the great god Python...
>> Oh Meredith....
>> I am the one to reveal what is and isn't discussed on my private
>> email. I am quite sure that once Leather and I speak we'll find an
>> appropriate way to handle the situation. Alt.sex is a good place for
>> you and Ray, as you two started out in the sex thing and are now bored
>> with our way of handling it. Do as you wish though.
>
> OH GINA.....
> SEEMS TO ME WHAT COMES TO MY ACCOUNT IS ALSO MY PRIVATE EMAIL.  THEREFORE I
> WILL SAY WHATEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE. YES, I ADMIT I STARTED IT, WITH A COMMENT
> ABOUT A SLEAZY BLONDE. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAD NO TROUBLE TAKING IT FROM THERE.  EVEN
> AFTER YOU AGREED TO STOP THIS SHIT YOU CONTINUE DOING IT, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD
> MOVE YOUR VP ASS TO ALT.SEX... AND LEAVE RAY OUT OF IT.
>
>
I will disregard this posting; I realize it was made in anger and that
the apology I sent has not been received or read.

GBGoff