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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!mcsun!sun4nl!and!jos
  2. From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
  4. Subject: Re: A WARNING!!!!
  5. Message-ID: <3872@dozo.and.nl>
  6. Date: 16 Nov 92 11:16:18 GMT
  7. References: <1du3grINN5m@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> <CPM.92Nov13121310@kottan.digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de> <DJOHNSON.92Nov15195916@cayenne.gac.edu>
  8. Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam
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  11. In article <DJOHNSON.92Nov15195916@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
  12. |In article <CPM.92Nov13121310@kottan.digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de> cpm@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de (Claus Meder) writes:
  13. |.In article <1du3grINN5m@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:
  14. |
  15. |.      __   WATCH OUT - THERE ARE LLAMAS!!!!
  16. |.     ___/ _>
  17. |.    /   \/
  18. |.    \___/ <---- This is *not* a LLAMA (Sorry, i don't know what it is)
  19. |.     X X
  20. |
  21. |That's my Grammar.  Don't worry about her, she won't hurt you.
  22. |Cummon', Gram, let the nice man have his leg back. Cummon'..  Look,
  23. |you've got plenty of legs in your closet at home, you don't need
  24. |another.  Oh geeze, put the saw down Grammy, he's got a perfect right
  25. |to have his own legs.  Stop that!  [wrestle slap groan]  BAD GRANDMA!
  26. |BAAAAD GRANDMOTHER!  Now go to your room!
  27. |
  28. |Look, I'm sorry about your leg, Gram's just that way sometimes.  I
  29. |think you could probably put it back on...try this Duct Tape.
  30. |
  31. |Dan aka THIS is what a llama looks like!
  32. |
  33. |
  34. |                     _________
  35. |                    |         |
  36. |                    |         |
  37. |                    |         |       ____
  38. |                    |_________|    __/       \___
  39. |                 ___|_________|___/             \_
  40. |                           \_ 6  6   /__/  ______      \
  41. |             /        /        /      \      \
  42. |             \___/-  /        /   __   \     |
  43. |             \   \       /   /  \  /     /
  44. |                  \   \      \   \____/     /
  45. |      *    Llama       \   \_  \___________    /           /
  46. |      \   |      \          \_   \_____________/___         /_
  47. |_______\\/ /______._____\\____\____________________\______\//___
  48.  
  49. No no no no no! Dannypooh, you're still as silly as a piece of sloth's
  50. excrement! That's not a llama, that's a vacuum cleaner! This is what
  51. a llama looks like:
  52.  
  53.  
  54.                                    .
  55.                                 .      *  |\
  56.                                     o  |. | \
  57.                                  *  | o|  |  |
  58.                                   | . |   | /
  59.                                 __________|/
  60.                           ___  / __    __ \   ___
  61.                          /   \/ /  \__/  \ \ /   \
  62.                        __|_  / | ##/   \##| \  __|_
  63.                       /    \|   \_| O O |_/  |/    \
  64.                      /      __     \_-_/    ___     \
  65.                     |       \  \___--_--___/  /      |
  66.                     \        \____ | |  |____/       /
  67.                      \___          \_|_/         ___/
  68.                          ---___            ___---
  69.                                \____-_____/
  70.  
  71. See? Got it now?
  72.  
  73. Jos aka The Famous Llamaologist
  74.