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- Subject: Re: Available once again?
- Message-ID: <DJOHNSON.92Nov15210632@cayenne.gac.edu>
- From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
- Date: 15 Nov 92 21:06:32
- References: <1992Nov8.172533.764@blurt.oswego.edu> <1992Nov10.204927.20472@tamsun.tamu.edu><1992Nov13.123738.3935@wkuvx1.bitnet>
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- In-reply-to: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet's message of 13 Nov 92 12:37:38 CSTLines: 45
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- In article <1992Nov13.123738.3935@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
- .In article <1992Nov10.204927.20472@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
- .> In article <1992Nov8.172533.764@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
- .>>Blimey!! I hate the equipment at this bloody college, it never bloody
- .>>works....
- .>>
- .>>The net's been down for a couple of days, and I still don't know if we can
- .>>post, so if we can, please signify it by screaming "SEMPRINI!" at the top of
- .>>your lungs and responding to my free officer...
- .>>
- .>>(If you can read this post, and tell me so, I'd be so grateful that I'd break
- .>>out the vat of custard, and the whips and the chains, and the leather boots,
- .>>and the booze and throw everyone a great big orgy.)
- .>
- .> hey hey hey! you're copying! no fair! i thought my custard had
- .> gone missing, but you stole it!
- .>
- .>>Meredith aka not president and not vice president but still the sleaziest and
- .>>most creative sex toy
- .> no! not so! you've been blatantly stealing my stuff!
- .> gina, can't you as pres stop this outrage?!
- .you ask me to do something for you? !!!!
- .>
- .> leather aka stomping her little stiletto heel
- .>
- .OFFICIAL STATEMENT
-
- .From this moment forward there WILL BE no stealing of other's sexual
- .innuendos or insinuations without their prior permission IN WRITING. I
- .don't want to hear of MEREDITH stealing LEATHER's quotes, nor of
- .ANYONE stealing MY quotes.
-
- Can we ...like... *borrow* them? I mean, if we give 'em back...
-
- .Understood? Otherwise, i'll have to deal with you on a one-to-one
- .basis. though of course you might like that.....
-
- Personally, I've never liked being dealt with by a whole person. If
- you could, say, be 14/17 of a person I'd be much happier.
-
- .Signed,
- .GINA
-
- Sealed,
- Dan aka Not actually Dan, but another person of that name
-