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  1. Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!wupost!udel!gvls1!gvls2!train
  3. From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
  4. Subject: Re: Dan Quayle is a hero
  5. Message-ID: <1992Nov19.144308.20677@gvl.unisys.com>
  6. Sender: train@gvls2 (Herbert Rutledge)
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: gvls2
  8. Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
  9. References:  <BxxA44.49p@acsu.buffalo.edu>
  10. Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 14:43:08 GMT
  11. Lines: 53
  12.  
  13. In article <BxxA44.49p@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v064mb7h@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu 
  14. (Greg J Till) writes (and I use the term loosely):
  15.  
  16. |> post and give my hero Dan Quayle some support.  This genious...and political
  17. |> god if you will  [<DEL> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!]
  18.  
  19.  
  20.  How best to respond?  We've tried everything, haven't we, to try and
  21.  discourage these folks.  Well, almost everything:  we haven't tried
  22.  song.  So, here goes (sung to the tune of Cole Porter's "Anything Goes"):
  23.  
  24.        [Verse]      Times have changed
  25.                     And we've often rewound the clock
  26.                     Since the Davises got a shock
  27.                     When they landed on Plymouth Rock
  28.                     Now, today,
  29.                     When a continent they have tamed -
  30.                     See their scion post to the Net
  31.                     And get charred from being flamed!
  32.  
  33.        [Refrain}    In olden days our politicians
  34.                     Were famed for their voice emissions
  35.                     But how words fail
  36.                     J. Danforth Quayle!
  37.  
  38.                     Who still likes monetary voodoo
  39.                     And can't tell, on John Sununu,
  40.                     What's head or tail?
  41.                     J. Danforth Quayle!
  42.  
  43.        [Bridge]     If desserts on Mars you like
  44.                     Or small cars you like
  45.                     Or Spike Lee you like
  46.                     Or Ice T you like
  47.                     Or the town you like
  48.                     Or Murphy Brown you like
  49.                     Well, you're beyond the pale.
  50.  
  51.        [Refrain]    When sweet Corrine, from those who bang 'er,
  52.                     Goes searching for a coat-hanger
  53.                     Whose voice will rail?
  54.                     Marilyn Quayle!
  55.  
  56. -- 
  57.  _________________________________________________________________________
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  59. | Herbert Rutledge, aka Train     |                                       |
  60. | Paramax Systems Corporation     | "To post is human; to flame, divine." |
  61. | Valley Forge Labs, M/S GVL-3    |                                       |
  62. | P.O. Box 517, Paoli, PA  19301  |                     ---Alexander Pope |
  63. | Internet: train@gvl.unisys.com  |                                       |
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