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- From: howard@netcom.com (Howard Berkey)
- Subject: Re: The Fourth Sign Of The Apocolypse Has Been Sighted in a Local Junk Food Machine
- Message-ID: <1992Nov16.002546.26651@netcom.com>
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- Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
- References: <1992Nov12.215607.23870@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> <97672@netnews.upenn.edu>
- Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:25:46 GMT
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- In article <97672@netnews.upenn.edu> harral@dept.physics.upenn.edu (Brian Harral) writes:
- >In article <1992Nov12.215607.23870@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
- >|>
- >|> Yes, I have sighted the fourth sign of the apocalypse yesterday, in my
- >|> local vedning machine. Sausage Pizza flavored potato chips. Now, just which
- >|> chemical is it that tastes like Sausage pizza? Why dont we just buy a bunch
- >|> and sprinkle it on bread; its gotta be cheaper than sausage pizza itself.
- >|> And most importantly, can it be smoked?
- >|>
- >|> In case you havent been keeping score, the first three signs have been:
- >|>
- >|> 1. Dan Quayle
- >|> 2. Lottery ticket vending machines
- >|> 3. Madonna's new book
- >|>
- >|> only 13,567 left to go. By my watch, that should happen 'round January 11,
- >|> 1997. See ya in hell!
- >|>
- >|> -rob
- >
- >Shouldn't that be July 5th, 1998?
-
- Well, it's true that the actual event will occur at 7 AM on
- 7/5/98, but the warning signs should all be clear by then.
-
- And I won't be in hell, the Xists have told me that I'll actually be
- DRIVING ONE OF THE PLEASURE SAUCERS!
-
- That sucks, I was planning on enjoying the entire event watching my
- RAPTURE-SCOPE (tm) and laughing at the TRUE FATE of the southern
- baptists.
-
- Oh well.
-
- -H-
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