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- From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
- Newsgroups: alt.config,alt.discordia
- Subject: Re: PROPOSAL: Alt.Spam
- Message-ID: <948@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
- Date: 18 Nov 92 17:18:40 GMT
- References: <1992Nov16.212044.1@cubldr.colorado.edu> <Bxvs2A.LH0@unix.amherst.edu>
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- In article <Bxvs2A.LH0@unix.amherst.edu> mcspinks@unix.amherst.edu (Snarfblat) writes:
- > holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu (holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu) wrote:
- > : In article <92321.145544IO20902@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>, <IO20902@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> writes:
- > : >
- > : > Spam, you can buy it, fry it, sling it, and Yes, even EAT it if you must.
- > : > Spam, the only savior with a list of ingredients! `
- > : > Spam, the one YOU can find in ANY grocery store, in ANY state and MANY nations!
- > : > Spam, TELLS you for CERTAIN when it goes bad!
- > : > Spam, something you can feed to your neighbors dog to make him or her smell bad
- > : >
- > : > - - - If Sh*t doesn't happen, SPAM will. - - -
- > :
- > : I once had blackened SPAM, seriously. It tasted OK but I couldn't eat very
- > : much, it was NOT a religious thing I was just hungry. Just thought I'd let
- > : you know.
- > : Sincerely,
- > : Lieutenant Wilkes
- >
- > I have a woodburning stove in my basement. Once at a party, we built a small
- > temple above it and used a small pulley to sacrifice objects to the fire gods.
- > after a hot dog which was an effigy of a not-so-friendly friend of ours and a
- > G.I. Joe figure (I think it was Hawk), we sacrificed Spam. then we ate it.
- > I have never tasted anything as finger sucking delicious as spam cooked over an
- > open fire.
- >
- Do people with Spam-heads ever go hungry? THAT'S what I want to know.
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