NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #16/NN_1992_16.iso/spool/talk/bizarre/24096

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From: [e-mail] (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Penultimate Mohican
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Date: 31 Jul 92 08:33:01 GMT
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X-Current-CD: Kurtz vor acht, Ulla Meinecke

I am I.  Think therefore.  An accountant is judged by the company that
keeps him.  Once upon a time they lived happily.  Ever after, not.  In
time you will get happier.  Life often gets better all by itself.

He who laughs at the funeral will probably not be invited to the wake.
Laughter does not seem to be a sin, but it does lead to sin.  Brush up
on the Bible and fight truth decay.  You walrus hurt the one you love.
A jug that has been mended lasts two hundred years.

I already know what I think; stop trying to confuse me with facts.  Do
not strain after a gnat or attempt to disable it in flight.  Better by
far is to allow it to settle on a wall or windowpane, and to place the
forefinger over it and press well home, as with an ordinary front-door
bellpush.  There will be no answer.

Pompey was destroyed by saliva overflowing from the Vatican.  There is
something about monkeys which makes me glad to be related to them.  An
arc welder, such as Noah might have used had there been a lack of wood
and he be driven to use steel.  Stone dead has no fellow.            /
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This sentence left as an exercise to the reader.                   / g