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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!portal!cup.portal.com!lordSnooty
  2. From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Masochists' Bargain Store
  5. Message-ID: <63061@cup.portal.com>
  6. Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 12:51:55 PDT
  7. Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  8. Distribution: world
  9. Lines: 16
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  11. Customer:    "I'll take the cat-o-nine-tails, a coupla
  12.          eyeball poppers and the serrated stainless
  13.          steel butt harp, please".
  14.  
  15. Storekeeper:    "Take a look at our new brochure".
  16.  
  17. Customer:    "Oh! These courses you're running look interesting!
  18.          I'll enroll in, um, lessee, the Mildly Disgusting
  19.          Torture class. I'll take a few options on that;
  20.          Electrical Stimulation II, Creative Oven Tech. IV..."
  21.  
  22. Storekeeper:    "Would You Like Fries With That?"
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  24. | lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
  25. | poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
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