NO, NO, NO! That's not it at all! It's a conspiracy, don't you see? It was
started by the _Elderly Women With Enormous Cars Club_ who gained noteriety by
driving smack dab down the middle of the fucking road at 5-10 miles below the
posted speed limit. As the population grew, and roads got widened, they began
having to work in teams. The police do not object to this practice, as it meansthat there is someone controlling the flow of traffic while they stuff doughnutsin their faces and guzzle coffee at the local Doughnuts 'R' Us. Although the
practice originated with little old ladies who couldn't see over the hump in thehood of their Cadillac, it increased in popularity to include grumpy old men whobelieve that "these young whippersnappers with their fast cars need to learn some respect". The movement has since grown to include:
1. Geritol addicts
2. M.A.D.D
3. A.A.A.
4. Various states' Departments of Public Safety
Scientific research has concluded that old bats doing 55 in the far left lane were a major factor in the rash of highway shootings that took place a few yearsback. There's very little that can be done, unfortunatly. Ramming them seldom
works, as most of them drive Cadillac SeVilles, Mercury Marquis or some other
older American car manufactured when they were still built like armoured
personnel carriers.
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